Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
I'm going to show my kids 2 girls 1 cup just to scare them away from porn
You have to stop getting hammered and preaching about that mission trip to Haiti.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
I was riding her and she yelled "fuck me" then someone in the room next door yelled "you don't have to say it if youre doing it."
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
It's 11:50 on Friday the 13th. There's a full moon. AND the bride to be just puked on herself while getting a lap dance from a stripper named...wait for it....LUCKY. Is this real life?
You're officially the most high maintenance man I've ever had inside me.
I will consider it. I need to determine if ogling him is worth almost certain death via zipline.
is that a dick in a sweater?
i just got hit by a door and im the one that said im sorry, yeah im drunk.
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