My milkshake brings 85 to 90 percent of the boys to the yard
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
Dude if I didn't piss myself last night I dont think I would have woke up in time for work.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
If letting him bang me while i'm wearing reindeer antlers and a painted red nose isn't the christmas spirit, I dont know what is
I hope the walls stop moving before my manager notices that i'm still drunk.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
So feel off my bed lastnight into the trashcan. On the plus side i thought under my bed was a cave and i went exsploring
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
I called 911 when they kicked me out of the bar last night.
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