dude i just saw a drunk guy attempt to get by IUPD and throw a uprooted bleacher seat over the edge of the stadium. funniest thing of life.
details please.
they caught him 10 rows from the top. the first thing he said was "wait I can explain, i just have to throw this over first."
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I couldn't figure out her damn button fly jeans... IM NOT A FUCKING ENGINEER
I'm like five sips away from making a Craigslist post for true love and mustaches. My family is going to disown me tonight.
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
I need some buff guys to cuddle me and call me precious
Just got high with dad
Correction: more high. He's sharing gummy bears with me.
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