Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
she left around the point i tried to tie her hair around my dick
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
My vagina needs her own mother sometimes.
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
Day drunk. He was sitting in the back seat, opened the door, leaned out, and peed right there in the dutch bros drive through. No one even noticed haha
Imp drunk. It'd free popcorn tuedday I love life.
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