but it happened after you broke up with me and before we made up.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
We'll just play it by vagina and see where it leads us
He's like a unicorn and I just wanna domesticate him
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
I just gave myself a foot massage. #SingleAsFuck
Pretty sure my boss knows there's Jack smell coming out of my pores right now... He just gave me a look...
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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