I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
you ever wonder how lesbians feel about girls being in relationships with other girls on facebook? could it annoy them more than it annoys me?
He told me his condom was going to expire tomorrow and he needed to use it. I can't believe I fell for it.
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
Of course, you get to fuck all night while I'm stuck in the girls bathroom sucking a limp dick for coke
I have no idea. But that is beside the point bc in vegas I'm a pro vball player from Ireland and a veterinarian on the weekends
Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
My idiot ex texted me on Valentine's day to tell me I was right, he did need a therapist.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
How do you say happy birthday to someone you fuck occasionally that almost got you arrested? Like what do I text.
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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