I chugged a bottle of robotussein and i ducking saw a blind lady on a purch sewing a shirt! And a tree portal
Did we have sex last night?
I think that was the general idea until I got you undressed and you puked on me.
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
Just topless shotgunned a bud light alone. I am about to peer mentor the shit out of these freshmen.
We have video of him nailing the sex doll to my wall and putting all the monopoly pieces in her nose
you came here, splled a bunch of margaritas, hung up a picture of yourself and then left
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
They took my balls.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
How is it that on the one day I'm just moving my car at 6:30 I get the walk of shame looks but when I come home at 9 am in a torn dress holding heels old ladies smile at me?
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
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