And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
If turning my entire backyard into a slip-n-slide is wrong then I don't wanna be right
The sex I just had was not worth missing a girls night out.
She just threw the soap bottle at me from the ladie's room and keeps asking me when we left the bar and got on the boat.
I just had some kinky fun in the back seat of my car behind a Ralph's in south county. How's your thanksgiving eve?
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
We could have fun in a cardboard box. Think of the damage we could do at an amusement park!
I have a mailbox and I don't know why.
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