lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
too bad you can't see the clap by looking at her face.
she is a standing ovation.
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
we could easily be the first people to smoke 3 bowls and pound a Four Loco before goin on a tour of the Tillamook cheese factory
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just sold a bike on craig's list for 4 four lokos and a 40. How bad do you miss college?
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
HahahahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA MY LIFE IS A CAUTIONARY TALE
My vagina: 1 Male stubborness: 0
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
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