: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
She was throwing my stuff away and then before I knew it she was sucking my dick. It was like some fucked up sour patch kids commercial
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
The school better be open next year. I’ve been FB stalking Dads of my incoming students and there’s serious DILFage in this class! Maybe 2020 will turn around!
It’s 2020. You’ll probably get knocked up. If you’re really lucky you’ll just get the clap
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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