Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
Uhhh...do I owe you any money? Or an apology? Or anything?
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Smoked a blunt with a girl i met at the bus stop today. What you did today is irrelevant
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
We need a fire pit. Meat. And a keg.I mean like a cow we just carve from. And cook it. We can use the milk from the udder to make White Russians
Like, what do you do with girlfriends? Buy her dinner and just like leave?
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
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