If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
You had salsa out and brought a banana on a plate to bed
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
Jesus, I just want to drink. Also simultaneously punch things and rub my vagina on them.
I have tan lines from my nipple rings.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
its times like this i wish i didnt have a penis
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
you know you should be lucky to find the case to my dildo....that means no more random guys at the house!
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