Update from family reunion: my aunt Janet once got her legs stuck behind her head. The fire department had to be called.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Can't tonight. I'm supposed to get drugs for some college kids. Just doin my part in helping to enlight america's future
he just kept texting even after we lit his shoelaces on fire. he just calmly walked into the pool... still texting.
I hooked up with Spider-Man on the hood of Santas car. I kept saying that he could shoot his web at me. Also I found Waldo. Overall good night.
im far more worried about your salsa intake than your weed intake
She sent me a pic wearing only my batman cape. She stole my cape dude!
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I'm pretty sure he sprained my clit...
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