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(586): View more from Michigan

Why do girls always cry at the bar?

(586): View more from Michigan

What's the point of going out if you're going to cry all night?

(586): View more from Michigan

Are they having an exestensial crisis at the bar?

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(630): View more from Illinois

I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.

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(707): View more from California

He started screaming "fuck me I'm Ryan Gosling" and proceeded to pick up the smallest guy at the party and carry him to bed.

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(859): View more from Kentucky

His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.

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