There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
Question: why is there a dildo glued to my kitchen table?
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
I will seriously deflate and melt into the floor into a puddle of devestation, shame and vodka.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I like to imagine god has to get plastered to deal with the fact that he made you and me
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
Look, if I'm too lazy to put any effort into sexting, you better believe I'm too lazy to put any effort into dating.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
I wet willied a stranger last night didn’t I?
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