a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
I sorta feel bad for the actual person in my fake id that got a drunk in public charge.
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
How did I end up in the pool?!
Welcome to ASU
Let's just say I've never been so continually aware of my nipples before.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I have a 16 minute video of you talking about your life. We are calling it your Anthology sponsored by Steel Reserve
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This drink tastes like mosquito repellent.
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