Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
"tonights gonna be a goodnight" was blasting at the club while i was screaming "NO ITS NOT" and crying. How do you think it went?
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Turns out the old man beside me in the waiting room was dead, but other then that it was a good day.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I tell you, MacGyver never had to put up with people shitting themselves while he worked...
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
Funniest thing happened to Chloe! She talked the bf into a mmf threesome, and he loudly and enthusiastically discovered he was gay during it. Whole dorm literally heard it happen.Well funny for me. Chloe not so much.
Let's just face it you're going to have an arrangement with your future wife your fuck me on Thursdays
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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