Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
We did it in the bathroom in Taco Bell. We didn't buy anything before we left, which I thought was rude.
Could have been worst, could have seen me bent over biting her carpet while her son was inside me, i think i would have respnded with "i was just trying to be quiet"
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
It's not just going to appear. A lot of blood, sweat, tears, and leg work went into finding a cock that amazing!
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