I sent you an email today but due to work restrictions, I had to misspell choke sex
I had a dream that chipotle was out of burritos... Was more like a nightmare.. Gotta go make sure it wasn't real now
the girl next to me in class just threw up in a waterbottle during our exam.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
She's licking the seat belt now. Feeling a little uncomfortable
Wednesday. Otherwise known, to you at least, as "there are two gay men in my bed" day.
either she was really happy we won flip cup, or she was too drunk to notice her boyfriend behind her.
I am making a budget for 2012. Should condoms be in the insurance or entertainment category?
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I can't remember much from that party after we snapchatted my dancing boobs to all of her contacts
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.
Of course he’s dumb. He’s got a 9 inch dick! There’s not enough blood in his body for a big dick and a big brain. It’s science
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