I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
so i told my doctor my symptons and she just shook her head at me
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Im only pretending to be his friend so I can sleep with his girlfriend.
Her face just looks like a massive mistake. That's the only legitimate description I can say about it
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
A big thanks to that bride-to-be, Her fiance and his loaded friends will forever hold a place in my heart for the generous tequila body shots on the couch at Henry's.
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
good news: smoking weed at school again, quality of life has improved drastically
Congratulations! You can now legally do that thing you said you never do again!
THANKS! I'M SO EXCITED TO NOT DO THE THING
OMG YOU GO OUT AND NOT DO THAT THING, GIRL! I SUPPORT YOU 100%!!!
Sitting in a waiting room with 15 children has me contemplating if I ever want to have sex again...
Bill says he deeply regrets the incident with the soda bottle
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
HEY I WILL KIDNAP THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR PET GOAT
Sorry you saw my balls. Pregame includes a lot of shaving.
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