what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
so, on facebook you can become a fan of butt sex, and also premarital sex, but not premarital butt sex, which is what I was aiming for.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Drunken snow shoveling. Visiting my family is starting to become a seriously risky venture.
I just had the weirdest moment. Made eye contact at the bar with a girl who has seen my vagina.
Had a dream I cut my own dick off. That's it I gotta see a doctor...
Umm
Exactly.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
Dad is wasting no time getting back out there. Just walked in on him and a Twin Peaks waitress in the hot tub
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