the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
Drawing dicks in the frost on people's windshields is a rare joy I allow myself while walking to my 8 AM class.
Judging by what's in the bathroom right now, I see you graced us with your presence last night.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
Dude, had to, it's Canada Day, I fucked her for Canada. Seriously, I put my Canadian flag on my bed and fucked her on it.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
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