Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
If i off myself, it'll be in a lobster costume in the hot tub with butter...
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
He looked me straight in the eye when he was fingering me last night...it was very serial killer.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Omg he's telling my parents stories about him doing jaagerbombs ... Lord help me
Put a customer on hold today while I threw up. If I don't get employee of the month, I'm suing.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
Pandora was on point with the sex music tonight
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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