NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
Thanks for bailing me out last night guys. it's bullshit that everbeering people at bars is illegal. bitches have no sense of adventure anymore
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
IT'S A FUCKING GIANT POKEBALL MAD OUT OF TINY ROSES
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
Shit my boyfriend's roommate thinks thinks: I love getting woken up to the sound of my roommate getting a blowjob
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
RESPOND QUICKLY THIS IS AN EMERGENCY!!! LITERALLY AN 11 INCH DICK!!!!! HELP.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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