I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
Nothing on google about my condom issue. However, if you get a chance google: condom with teeth.
He had me believing he was actually British until he came and used his real voice.
We had sex in the bathroom. Then he told me I could watch him pee.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
His ass WILL be my cock's next vacation home.
I wish I had a dick so I could say shit like that.
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
Okay, so when I go to meet your grandma, let's do a quick cum check to we don't have another "what's that on your face?" situation.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
Where you at? Come home and endure this shit show called "The Second Presidential Debate".
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
Your penis caused this!
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