im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
he said he wished he had more hands so he could firmly hold my boobs.
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
nothing says 'im willing to leave my comfort zone for you' like letting you choke me during sex
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
I had an epiphany. If a dude dressed up as Batman to ask me out, I'd prolly marry him.
We put a ban on pants at an unusually early point in the night.
I just hit your bf in the face with a mustard bottle and the guy at the table next to us bowed down to me.
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
Profesor just winked at me. This class might be easier than I thought
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