Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
I love you. And by the way. I found out a way for you to train your gag reflex. Elliot taught us in math.
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
Come see our sink grown plant.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
There was a fucking SNAKE in the urinal. WHAT THE FUCK
The bottle of Wild Turkey is empty and there is a pile of wet cement in the garage. What happened?
The next time you scream bombs away when you are inside me will be the last time you are inside me
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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