Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
For those pictures, I will suffer this headache.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
i feel like our whole relationship was one big acid trip
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
You'd think, but when you nail one sorority sister, you might as well have nailed them all.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
The dorm caught on fire so it turned into a 5am pool party
I also told the pizza delivery guy that he smelled good. I must be ovulating.
I've decided to become a librarian so I can drunkenly quote The Mummy and have it be legit.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
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