then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
Last night was the first and hopefully last night I will ever sleep in a hotel bath tub. Sober mind you.
I'm not even gonna ask.
also, made a drinking game out of my birthday photos....drink everytime alcohol is in a photo. going through all 350 of them.
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Sorry i vommed in a cup next to u w out warning.. Actually im not that sorry cuz i didn't spill a drop LIKE A PRO
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
My vape juice got mixed up with the astroglide.
Wow..I bet that tasted bad.
Not tasted.
maybe i should limp back to therapy...
oh yeah will you also bring home vodka i wanna do shots on the roof
I woke up with pitch black feet and crushed doritos around my mouth. That's how I determined how my night went
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