school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
After throwing up, the toothpaste tasted so good. Thank you for not letting me eat it.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
I world jack off literally anyone now that I'm not related to.
My life has become one weird ass game. No one wins. No one loses. We all just kind of hang in limbo and hope we don't die. Eskimo sisters for life. Please have sex with one of them.
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
You're never the same once you're dry humped on the frat house floor
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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