White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawn mower thinking of you
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
You are beautiful! I got thrown out of a bar tonight for throwing my shoe. It was at my sister, I don't know why they were mad. I know her.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
last night he took my thong off with his teeth... god bless champagne
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
The orgasm I got from him made me feel almost as good as I imagine the girls in the tampon commercials feel.
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
wow bdsm is so cute
No, I told him I was busy again this weekend. Eventually he’ll learn. Plus, absence makes the cock grow harder
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