You are a beautiful, beautiful young lady. Your heart is made of tissue, blood and love. I will call you very soon, Princess Sophia.
WE WERE REALLY IN A PORNO LAST NIGHT
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
i think you walked me home, then i felt bad for putting you through the trouble so i walked you home...i'm not sure how i got home after that.
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Welcome to a new world. May the gods of weed smile upon you as you embark on exploring this new dimension.
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
Fuck you and fuck your stupid hat
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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