Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
its not stalking. its research.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
The stripper from Delilahs paid the desk clerk to find out my room #. Either Im doin something very right or she's doing it worng.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
I'm wearing too many socks to be ok with this.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Seriously dude...who threw up on Michelle? She's been crying for like an hour
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
This may be the alcohol talking, but I'm pretty sure I know Spanish now
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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