Grossest hangover story of 09: Puked in the bathtub. I was in it.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
Just found bud in my hair....gotta love curls
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
They sleep with other people as long as there is no oral. Logic and reason were thrown out the window a long time ago with them.
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
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