he wasnt completely random
you're right. you met him once and didnt know his name. you still dont
i get things done.
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
I think my multiple attempts of taking his life, no matter how unintentional they were, has put a damper on our friendship
I won't go into too much detail about this but you should probably wash your sheets. In bleach. Or just burn them. Thanks for letting me sleep in your bed bro. Enjoy scotland.
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He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
What kind of a birthday party isn't a get drunk and ruin everything party
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I feel like Captain Morgan shit all over my hopes and dreams last night...
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
Answered a bio test question bc of watching phineas and ferb. Remind me to always drink when studying.
Randomize
