that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
I love that your last three texts to me were "Drunk." "Getting laid." "In the hospital."
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
I'm going to try to ignore the homoerotic subtext in that last question...
I'm like 87% sure some random guy starting biting my ear after grinding me for like 30 seconds... I feel suprisingly unconcerned
Isn't it my whole life blown into this perfect spoon shaped piece of melted and artificially colored sand?
Wow.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Hahahaha .. If it makes you feel better I had a sex dream about a cheeseburger last night so I feel like we both lose.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
Only you would consider your best friend fucking your boyfriend to be a sign of everlasting friendship
I would say don't do anything I wouldn't do, but we both know I forget about my personal safely when getting laid is on the line
You're now part of the minority of friends who haven't seen my boobs.
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