It was like watching Stephen Hawking try to swim.
Well ya in hindsight obviously offering the cop a jello shot was a bad idea
There were slices of bread pasted to the wall with peanut butter this morning. I don't want to know
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
I am a figure skater. You should know better than to let me get drunk near any patches of ice during Olympics season.
I fucked him while wearing his hat. I love the navy
The struggle bus has heated seats and stops at Dunkin on Friday mornings so I'll be okay.
Ya apperently its not "appropriate" to fuck in the school auditorium
I don't know what to do about my nipple.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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