she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
Be there soon... with munchies, blow jobs and shoulder rubs.
I dont know but I had two different hospital bands and half a pie when i woke up.
Hey. There is naked girl with "plz don't touch her. She just turned 21" sharpied on her chest. What happened last night?
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
Will you trust fall hold me, so I can pee of this building.
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
Remember the golden rule, wine is for baths, and beer is for showers.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
I don't know why this person would ask for help. It sounds pretty OK to me. Also, I'd steal those bagpipes.
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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