Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
last nights makeup is better than no makeup at all.
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
you're usually drunk when you offer. there's one time you called me, told me not to dye my hair red, and asked if i wanted to see your tits.
I just had to take my laptop away from him because he was on Amazon and had 20 Seahawks garden gnomes in his cart.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Even my conscience is telling me to take this Wednesday's exam buzzed.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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