Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
drunk doesnt even begin to explain it. he said he was going to get playing cards from the lobby and came back 20 minutes later with a full set of sheets.
Barack Obama mentioned plan B and suddenly this address seems a lot more personal
So much for not drinking this week after this weekend.. Congratulations. U made it until tuesday.
And we won't even have to pay the tab if we die AT the bar. So..win win.
You know what? I bet HE would do stormtrooper roleplay with me. I'm in.
so my mom thinks I'm picking you up just to go buy you liquor before you go back to school tomorrow...
I'm ashamed that your mom thinks I haven't already taken care of that.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
Yea I went out in footie pajamas and still got laid. Good night for u?
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
I put him in the supply closet, used the copy paper to build a fort around him and his wheelchair, then he fucked me in the fort.
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