love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
We must be getting old. All of our friends are having kids and they aren't illegitimate.
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
I got a bikini wax for the first time today and I think I now understand feminism.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
I don't like him near enough to give up day drinking AND my prostitute costume
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
you should probably call the Bronx Zoo in the morning to formally apologize
its the right thing to do
I'm assuming you were here at some stage because I woke up alone, clean and in a towel with mum asking my why my shoes, dress and jewellery were in the bottom of the shower.
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
Kinda thinking about going to my moms wedding high
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
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