I hope mine doesn't look like that
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
No He hasn't done that since the time he came in his own eye
I woke up this morning to my house being turned into a bad European dance club at 8:30am. Do you know what "UNS UNS UNS" sounds like at 8:30am? Murder. It sounds like murder.
I'm like 80% sure we nearly got arrested because we threw fireworks at a car
Nearly got hit by a blue bell ice cream truck. Can I count on you to make plenty of puns like "her life was sweet, and so was her death" at my funeral if that was to happen?
It was kicking off big time until you crawled out the bar on your hands and knees. Nobody wanted to mess with that.
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
I think we need to stage a munchie intervention for Ben. I just watched him use a tortilla as a potholder to dump water out of his ramen.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
My manager caught me going taking a nap in an empty room. Apparently she sleeps there too.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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