Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
how do I tell the students with a crush on me, that yes, I am open to receiving blowjobs in exchange for grades?
I hope the dean has a raincoat on because I'm prolly gonna throw up on him when I get my degree
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I just saw an easily 300lb shirtless man on a Vespa. My day has been simultaneously made and ruined.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Don't forget the part about the bar bathroom stumbles.
Oh damn, you're right. I have to include that. You turned off all the lights with your head. That was impressive.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
the hole that the tears left- fill it with pizza
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I don’t want to brag, but vows, morals and will power are no match for my blow job skills
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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