You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
In all honesty of all my sexual conquests, his dick is probably my proudest moment.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
I mean.. listen to "Put It In My Mouth" and you'll get the gist of my voicemail for you.
i have a raging boner for Saturday, day drinking is one of my top favorite things right next to alligator wrestling and blowing shit up
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
I'm experimenting with sincerity
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
He has great stamina, he knows how to use his tongue, and he's hung like a goddamn Pegasus. I can overlook the man bun.
She told us she had powers and that eating tree bark cures the shits.
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