im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
She walked into class late sat down for 5 min muttered 'oh i cant do this' and walked out. She looked like death.
We should party with her soon
im sitting in the back of my pickup eating an artichoke. please come find me, im scared.
that was a mass text, wasnt it?
They seriously just ended our alcohol presentation by giving us beer cozies. I love college.
My Grampa even called her out for being a cock block at the bar...it was that serious
This is a mass text. Surprise drug testing at work today. Either I've finally got to fuck my boss or I've got to quit to make this all go away. Please respond with option a or b.
I stopped in the middle of puking to wish you a happy birthday, so by default it means a lot.
I'll even be awesome and bring pizza for your family, just as a "hey thanks for letting a stranger get trashed at your house" gesture.
Some guy just ate one of the dog treats. I have him a free beer. I love my job.
Wedding party came into the bar an hour ago. Mother of the bride is a stage five clinger. send help.
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
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