Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I'm in that stage of denial where I hope our kids have his nose.
You do realize that you broke up with him, right?
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Isn't the perk of being in a relationship not having to put in effort for sex?
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
I think my whole family judged my ability to change under a blanket.
In a moving vehicle and other people in the car
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
he ate me out like 4 times and told me that my vagina "was too much fun".
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
I asked him to explain what he meant by "hooking up" in paragraph form
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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