Tell her to GTFO!!!!! JAI HO!!!!!
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I wiped my blood on their walls screaming "IT'S NOT MY SECURITY DEPOSIT!"
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I've already come to terms that I'm gonna have to bone a few gross librarians, but hey, it's college
You know those times when you're sitting down for a while and r like damn I'm sober but then stand up and r like WOAH HOLD UP.
Randomize
