I called you to phone bone last night, but you were out with your boring friends playing video games
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
ya ever know whats down there. always send some fingers in first to scout the situation. fingers are not used for pleasure. they're used for covert missions.
the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
just watched paranormal activity stoned. laughed the whole time and screamed when they turned on the lights. eating doritos. I love my life
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
possible new low: just washed a permanent marker penis off my cheek with porta-potty hand sanitizer.
also if this is gonna be a sample of how country jam will be, I might as well break up with him now. he spent the night blacked out and I could have been in a three-some.
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
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