D3 body, D1 cock
ok plan lets look hot and dance like whores.
he shaved USA in his pubs
We need to get her some penis inspired head protection.
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
She said our goal is to fuck in every bathroom at the reception which is at a country club. I will have the best wedding date ever! Were 4 for 4 in public.
did you just take a shot to penises and friendship?
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Threw up in hyvee parking lot. Thanksgiving shopping complete.
Please don't buy a buttplug. It won't fill the empty space in your heart.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
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