Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
Ran into his mom at the bar, i told her "i know he's married now but I'd still do him"
Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
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