She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
You bring the bicep workout. I'll bring the unscented gentle products. We'll both bring our penises.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
So instead of asking me for my number, he asked for my dad's because he wanted to "thank the man that helped create those tits."
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
WHY IS HE GONE WHEN I ACTUALLY HAVE THE AMOUT OF ESTROGEN TO HUMP A SQUIRREL?!?!
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I might be a bit late, couldn't find my pants and had to go to the police station. Unrelated
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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