I just made out with a guy for $7.
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
I am the drunkest girl in the tree.
Ive given up on my natural charms. Im trying different accents till some girl wants to hook up with me.
We were making out when she went into convulsions. At least now I know she's allergic to peanuts.
I don't know if it's the amount i drank last night or the number of taylor swift statuses on facebook but i feel like puking everywhere
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
i have a queen bed, a cherrywood bed frame, and gold sheets. how are you saying no to me right now?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
Also the bouncer Straight up told me my id was shitty and I should get a new one. But he let me in anyways because #boobz
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
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