holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
woke up this morning with a pool of champagne in my purse. apparently i was saving it for later.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
I always know the weekend is over when the real license comes out and the fake goes back into the hiding spot.
She told me to stuff her like a turkey. She actually yelled happy thanksgiving.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
He was fingering me and I came so hard that I actually broke his wrist. We're at the ER now.
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
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