Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
I like the name aiden. he likes stella. I told him they're coming out of my vagina, and I will name them what I damn well please. Stella goes.
One night stand!! Now I'm pissing excellence
That burning is chlamydia
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
We have to have sex while I'm dressed as a tiger. It's one of my life goals
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
Randomize
