You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
Do you remember last night at all? Be honest
I need to look at the pictures on my camera to fill in the gaps.
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Every day I regret the life decisions that led me to bank management and NOT being a coke addicted stripper. Every. Single. Day.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
I found your pet lobster in the bathroom this morning. I went to return it to you but it escaped.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I just pulled a seven inch black hair out of my ass. Pretty sure that means we're dating now
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Why are you naked at 4pm?
Its my birthday, I dont have to wear clothes
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