dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
why is every porn film shot in the same house? with the same red couch!?!
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
Worst PDA I've ever seen. She even licked the mustard off his mustach
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
You wouldn't be the first friend to shit himself in the last 7 days
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
Not to be gross and awkward, but I just had sex outside in the rain on the hood of a lexus
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