need another drink. this is the easiest way
the #6 from wendy's when stoned is definitely better than sex. i dont care what anyone says.
Sometimes, dog treats look like people treats.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
These hangoverless Sunday mornings are becoming too regular.
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
ITS THE FIRST FRIDAY NIGJT AFTER MOVING IN WITH THE NEW ROOMIE AND I ACTUALLY JIST RIPPED MY TAMPON OUT AND THREW IT IN THE NEIGHBORS YARD WERE GOINF ON THE BOAT AND SLEPEING IN HIS AMBULANCE GOODNIGHT
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
Do you think showing up at his door with bourbon and chicken is too forward?
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
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