Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
this is like her 8th guy since december, is she wasn't frumpy people would call her a whore
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
If it makes you feel any better, karma just served me up a big dose of fuck you.
Fuck that. I will get OUT of CONTROL And rise from a hangover on Sunday like Jesus himself.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
Also, making a white Russian with butterscotch schnapps instead of vodka is probably the best decision I've made in my entire college career.
Is the mullet a good, great, or horrible idea before we leave for college
He pulled over in the Compass Bank parking lot so I could dry-heave, but I decided I couldn't vomit there because "I bank here."
MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! I REPEAT, MEAN GIRLS IS ON NETFLIX! THIS IS NOT A DRILL! I LITERALLY NOW HAVE TO CANCEL ALL OF MY WEEKEND PLANS.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Yes ma'am. I'm attracted to unconventional people, you know that.
True. I can't judge, half of my sexual partners I only know a false first name & a number. We all have our kinks.
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
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