I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
I bet you think you're really funny for switching my line of coke with a line of protein powder.
i'm pretty sure i'm on the same train we took last friday..
what?how do you know?
it appears they have not cleaned up your vomit yet.
Sorry, but you probably shouldn't come over. I'm too sober for this.
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
My "Week Of Not Checking Into OK Cupid So I Don't Hook Up With Another Fat Chick" lasted four hours. On the plus side, she was the smallest one yet.
so apparently going to a christian rock concert dressed as Jesus is horribly inappropriate.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
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